Saturday, February 23, 2008

RATINGS DREAM!!!: Cink Bows Out, Tiger To Face Himself In Match Play Championship

A big Sunday on NBC Sports just got better when it was announced late Saturday that instead of facing Stewart Cink in the Championship match of the Accenture Match Play, Tiger will be playing himself.

"We've been trying to figure out how to do this for years, but in truth the technology just wasn't there," said an excited PGA Commissioner Tim Finchem. "But finally, thanks to the hard work of scientists working tirelessly in a laboratory buried deep beneath the 17th green at TPC Sawgrass, that day is here."

Finchem would not give too many details on how it was done, but said the technology involves "a combination of mirrors and stop-motion photography... and time travel/human cloning."

Should Tiger win, it will be his 63rd PGA victory.

1 comment:

DavidH said...

In all honesty i belive it is time for people to stop calling tiger the best golfer of all time, and put him beyond that, naming him the best athlete of all time.

Putting him not next to Michael Jordan, Babe Ruth, wayne gretzky, Joe Montana, but beyond them. All of these amazing stars have been put upon the pedestal of great stars, but Tiger Woods has gone above and beyond the expectations.

Stop calling him the best golfer of all time, and name him the best athlete of all time. To add to the athletic parts, his bicepts are as big as LeBron James and a younger Arnold Schwartinager.