COUCH UPDATE

Below is an updated list of places I'm headed this year and my "couch wanted" status. Thanks to everyone's help already. You guys are awesome.

As you can see, I've upgraded the picture of the couch from last time. My wife said the old one was "disgusting." This one happens to be a French Empire ormolu sofa couch, circa 1870. I can't imagine anyone has ever slept on it, but I'm willing to be the first.


COUCH FOUND:
--ORLANDO, FL (Cut this one a little close, but an old co-worker took me in and I'm currently sitting in a room surrounded by 500 DVD's and a few thousand comic books. If I was 14 years old, I might not leave.)


--MIAMI, FL (This is my new friend Craig who gave his word that he's "not creepy." How creepy can he be, he's writing a book about NY Governor Eliot Spitzer. On second thought...)


--LA JOLLA, CA (Two options here. Three if Phil Mickelson lets me stay at one of his houses. Fine, just two options.)


--DUBLIN, OH (I think)


--DETROIT, MI


--WASHINGTON D.C. (Staying with an Army man who works in the Pentagon. I would say more but it could jeopardize our national security.)


COUCH NEEDED:
--AUGUSTA, GA
--CHARLOTTE, NC
--LANCASHIRE, ENGLAND
--CLEVELAND
--BATTLE CREEK, MI
--PONTE VEDRA, FL
--JERSEY CITY
--BOSTON
--LOUISVILLE
--ATLANTA