Sure, Masters Week doesn't officially begin till Monday, but I just can't wait, so Fore Right is going green a day early.
This week you'll undoubtedly find yourself with Masters on the brain, which your wife needs to know is completely normal for a man of your age. But it is important I warn you about other things posing as "The Masters"... here's a few to watch out for:
1) Yes, Augusta is considered a holy place, but please don't confuse it with The Master's College -- a Christian school near L.A. The apostrophe should have tipped you off.
2) Mention "The Masters" at your local muni, only one things pops into everyone's head. Mention it at your local video store, someone might hand you a copy of Dolph Lundgren's 1987 disaster, The Masters of the Universe. It looks interesting. It's not. Though to be fair, Dolph does have a Camilo Villegas kind of look going.
3) For all your Masters news, obviously the best place is www.masters.org. Just make sure you don't end up at www.themasters.org. That site got snagged by The Masters International Shooting Competition. The picture below is from their 2007 competition. I'm not sure if the guy is reloading or dying. Or both.
Be careful out there this week, everybody. And check back in throughout the next seven days for the latest real opinions and fake golf news out of Augusta.