Monday, May 5, 2008

WACHOVIA WRAP-UP: All About the Belt...

According to Golf Digest, when Tiger Woods first saw Anthony Kim's big "AK" belt buckle, he said, "What is that?" Kim joked back that Nike hadn't put his initials on anything yet, though his impressive rout at Wachovia will no doubt find him filming some new Nike commercials soon alongside fellow-Swoosher Trevor Immelman. (I don't know if "fellow Swoosher" is original, but just in case -- patent pending...)

Show me all the stats you want, but I'm going to my grave saying that belt buckle was the real difference between Kim and his chasers. Which is why I'd suggest the following for the players who came close but just couldn't catch AK...

2nd place -- Ben Curtis:

I don't think this is officially-licensed NFL apparel, but it does double as a bottle opener.

3rd place -- Jason Bohn:

Oh yeah...

4th Place -- Robert Allenby:

A little geeky...

T5th Place -- Heath Slocum:

A lot geeky... yes, that's a web browser. Which I think is legal as long as you don't use it to get advice from people besides your caddy.

T5th -- Dudley Hart:

Embrace the belly, Dudley...

1 comment:

Greg O'S said...

This is heelarious...really...