Tiger: "Psst... I didn't really have knee surgery."
Tiger: "Seriously, if the Olympics won't take golf, what do you say you and I give synchronized swimming a shot?"
Tiger: "You could have just told me what time it was, we didn't have to do this whole complicated maneuver."
Phil: "Just hurry up, I can't hold this position very long."
Tiger: "I clearly called 'Green shirt -- Friday.' Why was that so hard to remember?"