A loyal reader turned me on to this article today. I'm sorry, "turned me on" was a poor choice of words. Apparently this year's winner in the woman's division of the RE/Max World Long Drive Championship was... well, not always a woman. Lana Lawless (pictured), previously a beefy L.A. SWAT officer, took home the title with a 254-yard drive. I know what you're thinking -- "Only 254 yards" Supposedly it was into a 40mph headwind. I really can't escape the puns here, folks.