Gizmo, a 25-year-old amateur qualifier originally from Chinatown, was forced to withdraw Friday with the threat of continued wet conditions at Bethpage Black. "I'm disappointed, obviously," Gizmo explained to reporters. "Playing in our national championship has always been a dream of mine." According to friends, the Mogwai suffers from a very rare condition in which water has the tendency to transform him into a violent reptilian creature capable of attacking large numbers of innocent people.
Friday, June 19, 2009
U.S. OPEN: Heavy Rains Lead to Disappointing End For Open's First Ever Mogwai Player
Gizmo, a 25-year-old amateur qualifier originally from Chinatown, was forced to withdraw Friday with the threat of continued wet conditions at Bethpage Black. "I'm disappointed, obviously," Gizmo explained to reporters. "Playing in our national championship has always been a dream of mine." According to friends, the Mogwai suffers from a very rare condition in which water has the tendency to transform him into a violent reptilian creature capable of attacking large numbers of innocent people.
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Bob, I think you are getting too handy with that Print Shop software. What's next, the Lochness monster playing in the mud in the 18th fairway?
True about the draw. Remember, every draw makes someone happy. Phil was happy he got his draw and Phil was happy Tiger got his draw...
Nerd alert: didn't water just make them multiply, but eating after midnight transformed them into Gremlins?
If only he had gotten wet: he could have finished an entire round in 10 minutes.
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