Sunday, September 27, 2009

PRESS RELEASE: Phil Unveils Coaching Lineup for 2010

RANCHO SANTA FE, California -- Hours after winning the Tour Championship in convincing fashion with help from putting wizard Dave Stockton, Phil Mickelson is proud to announce his full coaching roster for the 2010 season.

Full swing: Butch Harmon
Pitching/Chipping: Dave Pelz
Putting: Dave Stockton
Secret Full Swing Coach for when Butch Harmon "talkin' crazy": Rick Smith
On Super Secret Retainer: Hank Haney
Mother Advice: Mary Mickelson
Motherly Advice for when Mom "off rocker": Florence Henderson
Strength and Conditioning: Chuck Norris
Sports Psychologist/Spiritual Guru: Miss Cleo
Dental Hygiene: Dr. Chandler, DDS


courtgolf said...

It's a shame the Mickelson entourage is so big - I'll miss not having Charles Nelson Reilley to block.

Average Golfer said...

Touche. Dibs on Paul Lynde.

Lee said...

Awesome Brady Bunch reference. Looking forward to hearing the theme song for this zany professional golf comedy.